That probably answers the question 'How many Maine Coons are too much?'

I think he's trying to keep me from leaving. Send help

Now that's one wise-looking Maine Coon!

but I don't have the heart to tell him that he's too fat for his bed

We find him in the oddest poses, especially when he's sleeping. I think it's common for Maine Coons to assume just about any kind of position. Sometimes it looks like a bunch of cat parts have been dumped in a pile

Thank God he cannot reach the knives or I'd think he's plotting something

We have 2 cat beds, both of them very large. Mister Blue sleeps in the tiniest bed meant for the kitten. And the kitten sleeps in the dog bed. That’s life with cats

It is an average dresser drawer, by the way

Please note that the both of them have really luscious locks