We find him in the oddest poses, especially when he's sleeping. I think it's common for Maine Coons to assume just about any kind of position. Sometimes it looks like a bunch of cat parts have been dumped in a pile

"I'm not even sorry"

Thank God he cannot reach the knives or I'd think he's plotting something

We have 2 cat beds, both of them very large. Mister Blue sleeps in the tiniest bed meant for the kitten. And the kitten sleeps in the dog bed. That’s life with cats

It is an average dresser drawer, by the way

Please note that the both of them have really luscious locks

By the reactions of his, he's probably saying to shove it there myself.

And that's a good kitty taking care of his owner!